@TALENT2 anyone know of any good short-term investment opportunities?

What in the actual fuck. +1

We as a culture need a new word for photobombs where the picture-taker is aware of the bombings

I quite like the ring of "suicide photobombing."

This is more or less insane. +1

Instead, Detroit ... has been among the most comically misshapen teams in recent history.

This is an underappreciated problem in sports. A lot of athletes struggle with addiction, and it's not always to sugar. Kerry Collins, believe it or not, was addicted to alcohol.

The only time I have ever cared about baseball was during that home run race. This means I'll be voting yes, and I believe it also means I'm qualified to be a member of the BBWAA.

+1

It's been obvious for some time that we can't trust anything Shanahan says. Really, coach? A mythical half-lion, half-eagle at quarterback? I wasn't born yesterday.

Oh, sure. Andre's a good guy, but when Fred Smoot buys expensive and extravagant toys, all he gets for it is mockery.

we did the next best thing, and counted up all the black guys.

So he lost the faceoff then?

What a stupid question. If Kelly were interested in intentionally calling shitty plays, he'd have signed Najeh Davenport by now.

Since people are going to want to discuss the effect of atmospheric conditions on the kick, here's the Advanced NFL Statistics post on field goals and altitude:

Simply unbelievable. You mean to tell me neither of these teams was giving 110%?

Dan Snyder has already filed suit against Sonic Corp. for breach of express warranty re: whiskey.

I'll have to take your word for it, Sean. I don't really know anything about the correct motion for throwing an asshole.

Got to agree that this is absolutely no way to remember Pearl Harbor.