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SPINE SPINE SPINE SPINE

I think the best way to understand the Chargers' offense is as one that has scored way fewer points than you'd expect it to based on the rest of its output. These kind of aberrations happen sometimes just because there are so few games in an NFL season. If the Chargers played 160 games instead of 16, I'd expect to see…

CONFIRMED: State Attorney gives enthusiastic consent for Jameis Winston to play in ACC Championship

QUIET ON OFFENSE

"...and that's how I punished Booger McFarland for a missed assignment."

Oh, come on. This isn't even close to the bottom of the barrel. T.J. McDonald is still offering a first down for "your left nut."

The NBA fined Kidd $50,000, which isn't nothing, especially considering that "spilling" some liquid on the court is a time-honored stall tactic in basketball.

Yes!

Those wacky fan-boys at Deadspin bought a Hall of Fame vote from an anonymous (big surprise there) BBWAA member... Wonder what the price of disgrace is these days?

Knowing Hornung, I'm sure we won't have to wait long for him to change his position.

"Do it to her! Do it to her!"

Matt McGloin Dicked By His Tackle

The Fundamentally Sound Mound of Buying Rounds

What the fuck does a running back need a swim move for?

Ohio State Reacts To Auburn, Upset Over Alabama

Well now they've changed the headline and this makes even less sense.

Truman Trolls Dewey

Kidd: I accidentally a coke cup. Is this dangerous?

This is a misunderstanding. Kidd wasn't fined, that's just what a fresh soda costs at the Barclays Center.