Vodka Samm doesn't deserve your vote for being drunk. Vodka Samm deserves your vote for being the drunkest.

"I wish I could have gotten away with that."

Oh man, I really preferred "You forgot Jack Dickey, you dolt." That would have gotten my vote in a heartbeat.

But God, brining a lion is such a pain in the ass.

Son of a bitch. Thank you both.

Okay, I know Bobby Rainey himself hasn't been quite as good as Mike James, but isn't it possible that the rest of the Bucs were just saving up some good play for a Rainey day?

Indianapolis's Trent Richardson Runs Like He's Carrying An Infinite Number Of Superballs

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

Every Rose Has Its Torn

Near the end of his career, Paterno was definitely lacking a little something upstairs.

No yards after the catch included. I don't have a PFF subscription, but I believe this is based on where the receiver is either at the moment of the throw or at the moment the ball arrives (the latter of which would be kind of a tricky concept on incomplete passes).

If we include Tim Tebow's numbers, can we find any evidence that prayer influences deep passes? Or do you have to be Catholic?

"Even the Home Office doesn't give a shit about the Celtics."

Unlike the foreign issues that drove John Rocker out of New York City.

Doubtful

Not that it wasn't a stupid thing to say, but I kind of get the comparison. An arbitration hearing can be a real pressure cooker.

It's designed to win games, often against teams with larger, better-funded football programs and more raw talent. Grinnell's offense is designed to get individual players stats, whether or not that maximizes the team's chance of winning, and usually against smaller basketball programs with inferior talent.

"Bros Icing Bros" has really gotten out of hand.

Wow, someone has actually managed to weaponize Tim Tebow. I guess we can rule out Josh McDaniels as a suspect.

Sometimes the Jets simply make it too easy. Sometimes they just go ahead and write the narrative for you.