Sorry for my joke about your twerk ethic. I'm sure you're actually really hardtwerking.

+1 to both Bookie and Phil on this one. Jesus.

Buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
And dance by the light of a torched Antonio Cromartie

Expecting to get paid for just a few seconds? She's got a terrible twerk ethic.

GOD HATES CALVES

"I'm the only guy who can drink six beers, then spar 10 rounds on the same day"

That's some nerve. Complaints about dancing from a bunch of honeybees.

Excluding that the Gators actually lost, it's unclear if punching the chalkboard achieved its intended purpose.

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@JorgeAndresESPN sorry that my comments on sportscenter thursday sent the wrong MSG

Sean, I think it's a little unfair to assume there was any intent to deceive the Columbia players. Isn't it far more likely that the Michigan State students simply don't know how to count?

Pablo Sandoval beat this comment.

Jesus, another walk-off obstruction?

As an ex-Chicagoan, I'm right there with you. And for all the shit Giordano's is getting on this post, I absolutely loved their thin crust. Haters keep hatin'.

When an admired athlete or other celebrity falls from grace, it can do serious damage to the reputations of organizations they've been associated with. Alex, do you think we'll ever see the U.S. Postal Service fully recover from this blow?

This isn't the America I grew up in. I never thought I'd see a day when the English language was deemed inappropriate coming from a football coach.

Tiny Children Foul The Crap Out Of Each Other

What bullshit. Ethan Albright would never have gotten away with this excuse.

Hey, let's give Shaughnessy some credit. It's really hard to be a longsuffering fan when you haven't suffered recently.

Quite a contrast between Carl, who smokes skunk, and his brother Bo, who gets smoked by Gophers.