Cutler isn't criticized for lighting up his teammates. He's criticized for "lacking heart" and "not caring," which is pretty much exactly the opposite thing from what this article is about.

"No."

He built Chess City

Indy's small increase during games is almost certainly due to an extraordinarily high baseline.

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This article omits Kony's most impressive achievement in that game: Setting a single-game SEC record for child abductions.

You must notice that you're damning this metric with faint praise, right?

"They're awarded a point, but more importantly, Ajax were robbed of two."

Narrator: Now this injured Lion will be forced to subsist on the weakest and sickest members of the herd.

"If looks could kill, maybe we wouldn't have had to waste time searching that fucking lake."

As a Horns fan, I wouldn't recommend that you worry. It's NMSU, and UT could only manage a 14-7 lead by halftime.

You'll go blind doing that. And then you'll be just as bad at fielding punts as Kyle Williams.

Well, I appreciate the recognition! I always kind of assumed that for the most part it would amuse only me.

It's funny, actually. Today may be the first day I've commented more than once or twice, emboldened by the discovery that I can now post from my phone.

Once? Let's not jump the gun.

What a relief. That would be an awful reason to delay a game.

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