It has regular tractor tires on it, not the massive floaters that are usually associated with monster trucks. I’d call it more of a competition mud truck instead of a monster truck. It’s probably only a couple feet wider than a stock pickup, not much wider than a dually. The biggest hurdle I’d say would be overhead…

One day you’ll be an old hat like some of us. I’ve had my share of setting myself and others on fire, but I aspire to be like my old man. Welding in tennis shoes, shorts, and t shirt, catching his shirt on fire, slapping at the flames with one hand while still welding with the other.

Fire it up, give warning that you’re going through the canal again, and head it at speed. They cant stop it. They could hardly move it when it wanted to be moved.

Ha! I found one of these in the early 2000's attached to the underside of my truck. The truck was a crapcan, but I noticed dangling wires and took a look. I lived on a gravel road so it looked like it had been down there since I bought the truck. I didn’t know what it was, so I cut the zip ties and opened it with an…

I was in an open relationship with an ex girlfriend. I just didn’t know it and she never told me.

Well, it only has the one drive axle. If they had all wheel drive and lockers the thing would be fairly capable.

Gun deaths have been dropping in the US for decades. Only because of sensationalist news companies does it seem like its on the rise. ANY gun deaths is too many, but you’re far more likely to be killed with a hammer or a knife. The majority of gun deaths are suicide, which is a mental health disorder, but that doesn’t…

When I put headers on my tow pig, I took it to the exhaust shop to have them do the rest. They kept giving me all these crazy expensive options, so I took it home and hacked and welded the old exhaust to make it fit. V10 that comes down to a single 4 inch pipe with a single resonator and dumps under the bed behind the…

They might get a sub out of me, but that’s it.

Just download and print the cards. No needle necessary. I don’t expect them to cross reference whatever gibberish you scribble down as a vaccine lot number either.

Fuuuck the slideshows.

Slideshows suck.

Fuck your slideshows.

Some, yes, but only under certain conditions. They will have a G-force sensor and if the car gets beyond the settings it will use a CO2 bottle to pull the chute.

I like heat in the cabin, not just defrost. Also, FM radio, widows that roll down, and radial tires.

I can’t believe this is the choice he went with. I emailed him a pair of these for like $2500 on craigslist. A running (but rusty) one and a non-runner with a much better body. It was a lot closer, too.

I could get tags and insurance on that in Iowa in probably 2 days.

This. Worst car accident I’ve ever been in was somebody else driving. Older lady ran a light and t boned us right in the passenger door of the ford probe we were in. Just wrapped it around the front of her car like a pop can. We got banged up pretty good, but nothing broken, but I still don’t like riding shotgun. I…

You’re the only reason I still read jalopnik, and brownell is the reason I want to leave. I’m glad he’s treating you well.

Stop with the slideshows.