My retirement plan is jail. When I get too old to work I’ll just keep committing crimes enough to stay locked up. 

Fuck that. It would turn into a huge money scheme ran by the government. Sure, it will start small and check the few critical things, but it will soon turn into a nightmare where people will not be able to afford a car of any type unless they can afford new. I remember when my state dropped inspections, used cars got…

I have an old M135 that needs an engine, but my wallet says no. I could probably fit 4 teslas worth of batteries in the bed, too.

Turbocharger will pick up the slack.

Only the lucky ones.

The electoral college is needed to keep overpopulated states from running roughshod over the rural states.

She should be good for the 2nd amendment at least.

I don’t know, it looked like that girl enjoyed it. Yea, scummy because she was underage, but I get she would have enjoyed it at 18, too.

I mean, you’re on the internet with the rest of us and not building houses for the homeless.

SuperStol only needs like 15 feet of runway and a 10 mph headwind anyway.

I’ve always wanted one of those. To the point I’ve talked about buying and painting my own.

Well, you have to know how to spot a good beater from a bad beater. I have a $500 beater that I bought 14 years ago. I bought a $400 beater that was too good to pass up, and only sold that because a buddy needed a bit of help. He’s still driving it and that was about 5 years ago. I’m also not talking about quick trips…

I am also a cheap bastard. It works, but never as well as a full blade.

America is still a first world country. As bad as it might get, nothing is change the fact that we were one of the western nations during the cold war.

I live in flyover country. I get a lot of the tiny dick comments because I DD an 87 F250. I laugh along and make a mental note to be busy when they move, or need my tiny dick truck and trailer to tow their broken down car home. Or when the winter rolls around I’m too busy with my tiny dick to plow their driveway. I…

Loose women drive crossovers then?

Don’t feel bad. I have plenty of exposure to DC. Sure, there are good places and good people, but the vast majority are not people you would invite into your home. We had so much trouble hiring because we couldn’t get anybody to pass a drug test.

I’m here for a good time, not for a long time.

I just need the bare minimum. If I’m buying an EV, its for my commute and I don’t need to be entertained at 4AM on a dark highway. Options I’d like are power steering and power brakes, but not a deal breaker.

I need better friends.