This shit makes me sad.

If high velocity rounds are a problem, we could try the .458 win mag. It’s slower than the .300 win mag.

RPG, not MANPAD. And I believe that all men and women, regardless of color, should be allowed to own both, provided they are not felons or convicted of violent crimes.

I didn’t see if they said what they had, but your typical old soviet RPG is not complicated. They could have legally bought a demilled version and restored it to working order. You could probably make your own without any specialized tools. We don’t use them, so I doubt they were stolen from the military. I think ammo…

Cranky Frank!

I’ve been called out for wearing blue jeans and sweatshirts in the middle of winter. I have enough heavy clothes in my truck to sleep comfortably in a snowbank. If I’m ever thrown from the truck or significantly injured I’m probably fucked, though. 

Demolition derby with irreplaceable cars. Friends only. Winner gets a pizza party and a crisp $100 bill.

Well, now I’m not going to be happy until I read an article about you trying to get parts from a scrapyard by singing for them.

They are going to patch out the only reason I see to play Fortnite.

If you ever abandon that car, you need to let me know. I love the zero amenities, manual everything, function over form vehicles.

I adult sometimes. I don’t eat them often, but when I have work away from anyplace they are pretty nice. I can toss a couple into a lunchbox while they’re still frozen and by the time lunch hits they are thawed and ready to eat.

I changed the oil in my (then couple years old) work truck. Left the oil cap upside down on the air cleaner. Shut the hood on it and took it around the block to check for any leaks. Noticed a huge dent in the hood. Got out to look at it and realized it was dented from the inside. It was a bump. Fucked up the paint and…

This is good and all, but I’m not going to be truly happy until one of those is pulled apart and color coded, with arrows painted on to indicate direction of travel.

I wish some company would bring free batteries with wheels into my town.

I’m using an H100. Have been for the last few years and haven’t had a single hiccup.

You know, I’d like to buy a Harley if they weren't overpriced, overweight, and underpowered. 

That puppy is armored. Those doors probably weigh 300-400 lbs. plastic handle will snap right off.

Or, they were not sure where it was, but had a few locations in mind. When everybody broadcasts the tip, they move the car to a safer location. What they didn’t say, is that they had observers at all suspected locations.

I take mine to a body shop guy. He’s definitely on the old school side of the fence. He only has 3 bays, and no alignment rack I can see, but my vehicles come back perfect every time.

Make ice cubes and put the in the company freezer and see how long it takes people to notice.