Bondage_Zombie
Bondage_Zombie
Bondage_Zombie

I wish Microsoft would just swing the axe on Bing. This has dragged on for far too long and nothing is more annoying than switching default search settings in Windows 8. Also, WTF Windows 8?

Thank you, Descent, for making games like this much easier for people to envision. I see a lot of folks wondering how this is labeled as an FPS and not a flight sim, but the 'vehicle' handling leaves that question pretty much answered.

I feel bad because I just use OKCupid to talk to new people and flirt a little bit, but I am not interested in 'dating' anyone. Is that weird?

I think this is a good question taken to an unnatural extreme. Though, it did cause me to wonder if people had the same ruminations about movies because real-life was in color — actually I am pretty sure some people and studios thought color would never trump good ol' B&W. The same with silent films vs. 'talkies' and

That much is obvious; I just don't date women who want marked-up rock and metal status symbols over something that is functional...and a status symbol. My problem is fundamentally with the desire for jewelry.

I mean, at least get it at a proper price.

How could you not enjoy that game? People extol games that are far more broken and a lot less enjoyable. I enjoyed Shaq-Fu. I am not ashamed of it — I like what I like and it was a pleasant summer diversion, just like those godawful Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles fighting games.

I would much rather date a girl that could enjoy something other than pretty rocks. D:

At least with Kinect we could dance together until we are all moist and palpitating.

Which exclusive?

Reminds me of old PC games like star glider 2

They aren't really crushing them, just telling them to make their visions a bit more realistic. Everyone wants to jump off like Twitter or Facebook and the marketplace for gaming and related peripherals is expansive, but not THAT big. They need to deliver more units, but the people on the panel flat-out told them that

I go to the gym very often. I would snap up one of these in a heartbeat if I had the disposable income and space. It would help augment my regular routine and I would get quality gaming time in — the same reason the girlfriend and I still play DDR.

Raiden? Wtf? Pime Taradox?

Max Payne's....charm? WTF is wrong with you?

Goddamn you, I just posted this video. Best cringe ever.

Don't get me wrong, everyone seemed to be just trying to make the best of it. McHale went from salvaging to surly to pouty and everything between. If you are going to try, make an honest go. Everyone else was trying to be as professional as they could for the trainwreck they were experiencing.

Joel McHale was dropping torpedos like lawn grenades while Geoff and the Devs/PR folks had to just sit there and smell them. I really REALLY don't like Mr. Keighley, but he did an admirable job of soldiering through it — I wouldn't be surprised if he has flashbacks about it.

Sometimes Joel seemed to be genuinely

Bracing. Cringeworthy. A nigh irredemptive mess. This is how I would describe the VGX awards. Joel McHale seemed to flit between being a condescending douche and trying to softball developers who seemed wholly unprepared for the type of banter he was providing.

As much as I dislike Geoff Keighley, he did his best to