Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose

gif us someone please, so we can put it along side this on some sort of sculpted mountain

Oblivious Fan: [Looks at her friend's Team Stream app]

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

How can a line from inside the body of the article be called "clickbait"? You've literally already clicked by the time you read it. Accusing Barry of trying to bait clicks with an aside from the body of the post, frankly, is far, far sillier and more clueless than saying Darrelle Revis is a lot better than Richard…

When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

Obvious joke is...obvious

They film the studio links the week it gets aired.

I understand the Subaru driver is a complete asshat, but are we going to ignore the lexus driver 5ft off of his bumper? I think the rage was going both ways on this one.

I have always wanted to know about those "other things".

I could see worn at a treacherous cocktail party in a James Bond film — by a villainess named Cyclopea Riche.

I happen to live in Durham, NC now. Moved from just North of Boston...I'll never forget the month I witnessed a crash at the 11-8 bridge and a truck carrying port-a-pottys destroy 4 (thankfully) new toilets On Soldier's Field.

Tried to read that 3 times. No idea what that salad of words is meant to convey.

Beverly Hills? That's where Doug wants to be!

backpack sold out

Mmm you're kinda missing the point then. It disabled the truck with extreme precision and basically no collateral damage from very far away.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!

Last 20 years, most active players killed in accidents caused by their own drunk driving:

That guidance was present last year with rookie Oscar Taveras, in whom veteran players saw abundant talent, and wanted him to realize it. But Taveras, just 22, was killed in an October car accident in the Dominican Republic.