"He shoveled her snow...and straight into her heart"

The sexes are far more similar than different in their filth.

Norbert Haug?

John Gǿødman

This is not 'Nam, Smokey, this is driving. There are rules.

I don't know, slap some goggles and Dr. Octopus arms on him, and I think there's a funnier image.

More like John BADman, AMIRITE?!!?

They'd probably find Michael Moore more relevant to this case.

In retaliation, he sold the police department and hired independent contractors to manage the city.

John Goodman as Ken Burns.

I'm gonna say that's not a 7 million dollar haircut.

Now I've got the mental image of John Goodman using a baseball bat on a finnish police car, while shouting

I think he kind of looks like Mark Davis, the owner of the Raiders.

I was thinking more "Meatloaf" than John Goodman...but I can see both...

if John Goodman was cast in Dumb & Dumber instead of Jim Carrey.

They changed the name. The original was "Thai Ladyboy."
I think this is a step in the right direction.

I'm kind of shocked they still call it a dragon lady. It is a racist term to describe hypersexualized Asian women.

They make Minecraft legos now... so my kid makes something on Minecraft, replicates it in Lego until gravity fucks him up, then replicates that back in Minecraft. It fucking block-ception.

Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.