Megacar? Is it more mega than that:

I love how they need to use the Pats radio call to show disgust with the call. Even in victory they Zolak was angry at the call.

You're a pandering, pointless mess.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Teenage boys? What year were you born? Teenage boys will have to get tired of Japanese milk maid tentacle vomit porn, that they get for free on the internet, to give a damn about a paper magazine, with girls in bikinis.

Or it could be because people conflate watching a movie about a soldier with being patriotic and earning clout for that patriotism.

"I saw that Chris Kyle movie. Murica!"
(But I get that this article is all tongue in cheek)

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

If the Fanta people were pleased with their ad campaign, I imagine the same is true for the folks over at Kars 4 Kids.

...maybe it's the first edition of this particular translation...?

Always thought it looked like "TURDO" on that car.

"You're welcome."

I'm on the fence for your choice of The Killer over Hard Boiled. But I can get why you chose it plot wise. But if Heat wasn't on here, then you would have gotten a load of backlash. Nice list. I might have added the final showdown in Unforgiven over The Terminator, but it's all subjective when you get down to it.

For those of you who have not seen.

Jerk em off a little, jerk em off a lot, you still end up with a mess on your hands. Better to leave well alone when journos are involved.

Ok children, let the Africans here adjudicate.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the same people who think these cute lil' nicknames are funny and clever are the ones who usually use LOTS OF CAPS and struggle with spelling and basic punctuation.

Good god man, the whole point of the shower was to clean his shity ass. She's a fucking saint for not calling him out on that.

I often embedded as a reporter with units in Iraq/Afghanistan and found that shitting in a warzone to be a tad all-consuming. Unless you're on a big base with tons of toilet trailers, you dread the...shit...out of evacuation and always feel relieved when it's done for the day and you've given your brown starfish a…

Brendan Fraser thinks your concept is derivative, but he's too polite to say.