Nothing worse than when you're trying to have sex with a hot-ass girl and all of a sudden your balls go soft. Totally ruins the moment.

These are also some good "Key Party" rules to follow.

Wait.... you think bananas grow from peels?

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

If one were to drive up the price on the purchase of the ball, this would be a good way to go about doing it.

D'accuse!

Holy shit, I had forgotten about those things.

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Something tells me she worked in defense logistics and liked to brag that she was some of the people she ended up meeting.

this happened too.

Alonso wants to...any chance to emulate Senna is a top priority on most current drivers' lists.

Lately the MINI moniker has become a bit of an oxymoron as their cars get increasingly large, but the first and second generation Mini Coopers more than lived up to that storied name.

I was about to ask how they handled her, then saw you beat me to it.

Not to defend the commercial or McDonald's in any way, but I'm guessing "HUG THOSE DADS" was posted on Father's Day.

She's got options.

i was at that gp. Nurburgring! I saw the tire rolling around pit lane after it hit that guy. Was completely oblivious of what had happened until i had come on jalopnik later.

The truck driver already was hitting on her.