They probably saw all those dumbass Chevy commercials where the people are endlessly astonished by cars appearing on platforms and from behind doors and whatever other fucking thing Chevy thinks of next to amaze dumb rubes and thought “it can work for us!”

And what does the Hatch Act tell you about how this specific event relates to being in line or against military policy?

Just to be clear, your contention is that the Uniform Code of Military Justice and United States Federal Law are the same thing? There is no difference?

Yes sir, I did read the article. There is a non-trivial distinction between the Uniform Code of Military Justice and United States Federal Law. No one seems particularly keen on reading lately, which is perhaps how we have ended up in this situation in the first place. But if you would care to know more: http://bfy.…

325,000 immigrants arrived in one day? So the U.S. is adding over 100 million people to its population each year?

Could ya read the thing?

I play on the PC, and the grind really got to me too. Then I met a man who had a minigun that sprayed bags of money. My enjoyment of the game increased significantly after that.

“A cool judgement is needed.”

Man, I dunno, the Indians may have come out ahead here: I felt that segment was three times too long.

I was trying to figure out what they reminded me of, and I just remembered:

It would be really funny if it was just a slow-speed chase between a submarine trying to plow through ice, and cars with high horsepower and zero traction on that ice.

I realize how steaming hot this take is, but I just can’t help myself: this decision completely encapsulates why I prefer Hamilton to Rosberg. Hamilton is totally driven to win races and world championships. As long as there’s a faint chance of him winning one or the other, he’ll be out there, churning out laps. So…

Hah, I like Abu Dhabi as the last race, what with the symbolism of the sun setting and all that. But it sucks that they don’t get actual champagne, it’s lame to watch that rose water stuff or whatever it is not thoroughly drench the world champion.

I came here for the hot Hamilton takes and was instantly gratified. I love that people seem to think that any other driver in Hamilton’s position would have done things differently. Even if someone else would have yielded his position or picked up the pace, why would you as a racing fan want that? This was one of…

This is a tangential question, but I’m very curious - is a Tundra a much nicer truck than an F350? I’m obviously not a truck guy, but I think I’d rather have the F350.

I’m not even really a Vettel fan (doubly so since I don’t like Ferrari), but this was a garbage decision.

Americans are just skinnier than Japanese people, this is a well known fact.

Honestly, I’m excited by this news. I don’t really watch Formula E (caught a race on TV once, thought it was fine), but I feel like Audi entering the sport could be huge for them.

This is just a cover story. What really happened is that BIG SHOE put the kibosh on him after he refused to do a shoey on the podium in Malaysia.

This is at the point where Jalopnik can just post a picture of people lining the street, with no caption and everyone will know what’s about to happen.