I dunno, I see the Fords and Chevys as payback for the thousands of Mazdas and Nissans that Gran Turismo has foisted on us over the years.

I too was chagrined to learn that there’s no 3000GT in this game when I attempted to buy one last night.

The one I like the most is “No Urinating in Lift.” You whip out your dick in an elevator in America and you’d be lucky to get off with a thousand dollar fine.

Being fat is paying off here - I don’t have to weigh the pros and cons of this hypothetical because I know my gut would get in the way of me ever operating that vehicle.

I believe you are correct sir.

It wasn’t that spectacular, Buxton grabbed Ecclestone by the arm on the grid and said something to the effect of “I hear you’re selling, is that true?” And then Ecclestone came back with something like “As of now, there has been no sale.” Which is a super shady way of answering a pretty straightforward question.…

Nah, the only thing I can think of is if you have NBC Sports it might be available on their Live Extra app.

Yeah they have been really good. Sometimes it’s awkward as hell though. I think it was last year, he was interviewing an older driver, can’t remember who (don’t think it was Lauda), and he asked his question twice and the dude obviously didn’t hear him and just made up an answer. It was super awkward, but that’s the…

I love that Will Buxton called Eccleston out in pre-race coverage at Monza and Eccleston’s answer was so weasily, even for him, that I thought “hey, this might actually happen.”

Actually, they signed a three year deal with Monza last week.

Nah, the Tifosi are just pricks that boo any non-Ferrari winner. They were booing Vettel in 2013, but they seem to like him just fine now.

Does anyone have the audio of Raikkonen bitching about Verstappen and slipping an f-bomb past the F1 censors?

The worst

I think this would make the fastest vehicle in the world a city bus.

Why not include Vettel in your “spoiled little brat” category? He was swearing at backmarkers all race long, and he’s been doing it all season long.

Also what the dude actually wrote is so light on information that calling it a spoiler is a huge stretch.

Naw fuck that guy, I’m glad you’re discussing it here since it’s not on Jalopnik elsewhere. Plus, the race was ruined by what you wrote? Grosjean finished 7th, oh God, what a huge spoiler it is to say he drove well.

Isn’t it more like “I sure wish I didn’t sell all those Porsches.”

Oh I beat it, I just cheated my balls off to do it.

Counterpoint: depending on your seats, the actual race can be lame and the worst part of the weekend.