Wouldn’t you want “Gop Tear”?

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I once worked in a store with a guy who would respond “...was filmed in front of a live studio audience” every time someone said “cheers” to him.

I say no. It’s way too light. One look at that man tells you that his ball hair is dark and plentiful.

Naw man, that’s Squash.

You know that somewhere in a Lockheed Martin design room a group of engineers is sheepishly ripping up the plans for a weaponized burning plywood wall.

It seems like you’re saying that because we’re more likely to wage war at sea in the Pacific in the future, battleships aren’t such a bad idea. I would counter that battleships were uniquely suited for the war against the Japanese and the way they chose the fight that war.

It’s gotta be because no one in Maine buys from this company right? So when four people do, that’s the top seller.

No, I know. I should have added I knew what you meant. I guess I was really trying to say it would be funny if the GT-R was so good that even if you personally didn’t like it, you had to admit it was on your fantasy list.

I feel like this is inadvertently praise for the GT-R. You think it’s ugly and for nerds, and yet there’s still only a half dozen cars you’d take over it?

Yeah, like I was saying, total asshole. What he should have done is left money so they could all be thrown away. I mean, a thousand bucks should have covered the cost of trash bags and labor to take the collection to the dump. But nooooo, now the church will have to put in a little effort, and their only reward will…

But it’s just like, would it kill the guy to summon himself back to life through sheer force of will to help the church sell the things? He’s acting like there’s no such thing as zombies or blood golems here.

I wasn’t saying the lady was a jerk, I was saying the guy was a jerk. Leaving all that money to charity - what an asshole.

Yeah, that’s very true. On the other hand, it’s a church, so they might be able to get someone to “donate” their skills as an appraiser to make the online auction aspect of things as lucrative without the need for paying a commission.

It just seems super inconsiderate for him to not just come back from the dead as a ghost or some other non-corporeal entity to sell them himself, and then just donate the money to the church. I mean, he’s dead now. What’s he doing that’s so important?

Yeah I mean the problem facing the church as I see it is either a) put in more work and sell it all on ebay or b) hire people like those you describe and suck up the fact that they’ll get less money.

Man, what a fucking jerk. I hope no one in my life ever has the audacity to gift me with something that, with a little bit of work, is worth at least a hundred thousand dollars.

Blast fax kudos all around!

Hey Australia:

First, let me say that I think the new format is unnecessary garbage.