One of the reasons I noticed this article is because I (obviously) don’t know the origins of “Yas” or really what it means, but I watch the Formula 1 race at Yas Marina every year. The race is what I think of when I read “Yas” at this website.

Funny quote from a television show you like being misappropriated and over-used? It’s “I’m Rick James, bitch!” all over again.

Haha, in the end, who’s gonna be more pissed at him, the nation of New Zealand, or Mercedes AMG Petronas?

Does anyone else keep seeing Scion commercials? It’s weird to me that they just keep trucking along with those commercials, without acknowledging that the Scion brand is going away.

It must feel so good to drive that thing with no people on it.

I don’t know how much I can complain because I’d only ever buy something used, but I am right there with you. Pretty sad they’re not making hatches anymore.

Sorry, but TV 101 is knowing that the first logo or trademark you fully see is what that commercial is going to be about. The fact that the first “Ferrari” we see (on the key) is somewhat obscured seals the deal.

It’s Bach, Toccata and Fugue in D minor. The organ version is what a man listens to:

Man, if people are impressed with this, they’re going to be super impressed when they find out I own a Veyron, a 918, a Formula 1 car, about ten Ferraris both new and vintage, and dozens of other cars and that I’ve driven many of them competently on some of the most famous race tracks in the world.

I think the joke is that people gripe about paying allegedly “lazy” people a minimum wage when in fact we’re all guilty of a certain amount of laziness and slacking off from the wealthiest doctors and lawyers right down to the poorest hourly wage employees.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

As if the ultra rich aren’t plowing gymnasts on a regular basis.

Basically, you’ll get way more road head in a 918.

What’s sad is that I remembered it as “jackass!” which I actually think is appropriate for me. (“Dumbass” might be appropriate for me also, but I can’t admit that to myself.)

Hah, no need for apologies. It’s one of those things that I knew I should have explained because of the potential for misunderstanding. But I didn’t explain it because I knew the misunderstanding would stir some people up and I’m bored at work. So, I apologize to you for being a shit.

Because it’s more fun to sanctimoniously correct someone who has themselves appeared to make an error in an extremely sanctimonious fashion.

Earlier today there was a story about a guy who got into a fight over whether or not there was a V8 in another person’s car:

I don’t, no.