At about 1:56 into the Affleck-Colbert clip above, Colbert actually jokes first about any fighting, mentioning they should “fight at the end of the show” and “bare-knuckle boxing.” Casey Affleck responds with a surprised but joke-y come back, “You wanna fight me?” It’s not an invitation, it’s a reaction to Colbert’s…

I think it’s both. I think he’s an self-centered asshole who also has mental health issues. I hope he gets help for them, but I’m not going to throw a pity party for him.

He’s a gigantic baby who has always fancied himself to be far more important and talented than he actually is.

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

This was the night Molly Ringwald would learn how cruel show biz could be: after the rest of the Brat Pack told her this was a costume party, she arrived dressed as a panda. They made her stand right up front for the picture. Underneath that enormous fuzzy head she’s crying.

My favorite thing my best friend from high school has ever said:

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

hey but she will die artesianal death

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

Well let’s look at Iowa

“How The Iowa Caucus Works,”

Iowa is no more representative of the U.S. than California or New York. Pancake breakfasts? Ethanol subsidies? Rick Santorum? There is no good reason to have the nominating contests go through Iowa first other than tradition. An ideal system would rotate the states that chose first.

But, she does actually seem to care and understand the scope of what this is going to do to an entire generation of people. School nurses are an under appreciated resource for public health.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

Real talk: I have lived in the DMV 5 yrs and have the same query annually because I’m from the Midwest and learned to drive through blizzards for months of every yr. But I gotta tell you, the lack of salt seriously makes driving conditions impossible here, and I can’t tell you why. On Weds night, in like 1/4-in of…

With my story, it’s because I thought I brought it on myself. I was not sober. I felt like shit for putting myself in a position where something like this would happen. For freezing up and not pushing him away when I was very uncomfortable and afraid of speaking up and thinking “maybe deal with this, he will go away…

To be clear, while my conduct may have been inappropriate, I have never drugged anyone or engaged in that type of behavior.