Oh.

Thanks, man.

Effffffin Aaaaaaa!

So. Yikes. I grew up with my Mom covering her tits, pits and bits in talc powder. I do the same in summer months.

Noooooooooo!

Okay, fully agree she’s way annoying and so far up on her privledged high horse that she probably can’t even look down on us plebs. She merely senses that we exist.

Dude.

Nope to that-a-one by Aye to Martin O’Meowy

This is an effective tool for explaining the caucuses.

Ho.Leeeeeee.Sheeeeet.

Thank you,, Good Sir or Madame Meow-o-taur.

Statistics quote 1 in 5 women in the US have been raped at some point in their lives. I would truly wager that it is more like 1 in 2 or 1 in 3.

You’re quite right. I shall have nightmares of her psycho killer hydrant shirt and daring/judgemental eyebrows tonight.

You’re not alone, man. I’m 38. I go through ups and serious fucking DOWNS with this but it really helps to know I’m not the only one. Some of my friends know about this shitty habit/addiction. And a few came out to me with their own self injuring stories. That’s what it is; self injury.

Yes!

My beloved Grandmother always (!) had on Estée Lauder lipstick.

I LURVE all y’all and reading all y’all’s posts.

I never get to base. Never. I just get to lobster, cry, give up and stay inside.

That is truly awesome.

I’m from Bawldymore but picked up the sammich habit from Mr. BonMot, who hails from Northern NY.