Pretty, shows up to present things at award shows, but doesn’t actually seem to have done all that much in recent years. Bloom’s pretty much only got Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings/Hobbit to his name, while Hudson’s career as the go-to RomCom girl is nearly a decade behind her. People still talk about…

“Real Housewives of Gaithersburg, where the Grove isn’t the only Shady thing goin’ on”

Agreed.

not all MoCo natives are like that

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

And, the sense of self importance and specialness of Montgomery County residents is almost unmatchable anywhere else in the world.

I reject this one because the dog was one of the best pieces! Trump is an iron, at best.

You know how it seems like everytime you pause the DVR, it seems the character on screen is always making the most goofy or exaggerated facial gesture possible? This is Trump, 24/7.

The only thing I adore about the sentient pestilent festering Cheez-it barnacle that is Donald Trump is his speech style, where he’s clearly just letting his mouth run first before his brain can catch up. I mean, breaking down this response, his ongoing thought processes are just so obviously on the surface:

a full-grown Monopoly dog carefully balancing a spongecake atop his head

part of what freaks me out about this story (and did when i was dealing with TB treatment myself) is that it’s so hard to treat active TB correctly even for a diligent person in comfortable circumstances — i had to take four medications every day for like nine months, couldn’t drink, had to go for tests all the time,…

It has black standard poodles on it. I’m 500% on board with that and can’t think of a single negative thing to say.

Those eyes are barely hiding the bat-shit crazy, imo.

She has the bleach and a scrubber on the ready

Pinned: style inspiration.

Those eyes are daring, DARING you to comment on her blouse in any way that isn’t 100% positive.

I once hosted/head-chef’ed a community theater dinner for 120, as our theater was doing a “Sleeping Beauty” panto. I put so much research into that meal - knowing that Charles Perrault had brought “Sleeping Beauty” to the court of Louis XIV, I wanted that meal to be AUTHENTIC.

I teach a class on Children’s Literature, and it never fails to amaze me how pretty much all my students think that Walt Disney wrote every single fairytale. It is so fun to watch their minds get BLOWN with the fairytales unit. The biggest reactions happen with the original Bluebeard, Cinderella, and Little Mermaid.…

I am not really familiar with Kendrick Lamar, but HE IS ALL OF US!!

My half-assed opinion on this is that the Catholic Church is as successful as it is partly because it has always allowed (but strictly controlled) avenues for people to express certain differences. Women who didn’t fit the mold could be nuns rather than getting married. Gay men could become priests. Conquered peoples…