You know how Mugatu and his shadowy kabal of fashion designers recruit Derek to be their agent of evil in Zoolander because Derek’s natural stupidity and immaturity (which is only made worse by the fact that his chosen industry caters to his ego) renders him the perfect puppet? That’s what I feel Tom Cruise is like…

OMG, you’re right! I mean yes, everything that comes out of his facehole is shit, but when he’s perturbed he totally has cat-butt mouth.

I didn’t watch the show in question, but were they criticizing her appearance or her facial expressions? Calling her ugly, as Trump did, is out of line, but saying her demeanor calls into question her sanity is fair game. Just like suggesting Ben Carson looks demented or Ted Cruz looks utterly creepy.

Carly Fiorina is horrendous, but it IS kind of fucked up that they were gossiping about her face. There are so many valid reasons to talk shit about her, why choose the superficial, tabloid-cover one that has nothing to do with how horrible a president she would be?

See my post regarding his anus/mouth transplants. (DWS comments). He's a living, breathing, mouth excreting troll. There's no way I am going to make it through this election cycle. Pray for me.

Very pretty in a pink sundress and straw hat.

Well if “manning up” includes not making comments about her face, what does that make Trump?

Dear GOP Candidates,

Really? We’re going to keep using the word “gash” without tittering like a bunch of 12 year olds? Well, I guess if you can, I can too...

Surely this is COMPLETELY unrelated to fracking.

My first thought is fracking.

HOW IS THIS NOT AN IMMEDIATE CAUSE FOR ALARM

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

I was so disappointed when I found out beck was a scientologist. This sounds stupid but I always felt like beck was TOO weird for Scientology

I feel that way about Juliett Lewis. I've never heard her speak about Scientology though so I remain hopeful she's not too involved with them. Although I'm doubtful Scientology allows casual members.

I found a picture of her doctor:

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

My sister performed as a nasty as hell hooker named Shitty Meg in a play called ‘Our Country’s Good’ about a decade ago about the first Australian penal colony. She was obsessed with nailing a cockney accent perfectly and listened to tapes, watched Guy Ritchie movies and read no less than 3 books all for a single…

#neverforget

I can't believe this is real. This can't be real. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.