I read this in Cheryl/Carol/Cherlenes' voice from Archer. I love you. Now choke me.

I'd say it's just a special, not worse but special kind of terrible, to be told that your sexual preferences aren't respected. I know straight women's sexual preferences to not talk to these guys are also preferences but it's a different shade of disrespect. To be told that you couldn't POSSIBLY not want the peen both…

She's probably the gluten free lady

Just calm down and treat her with relish— dill if you have it, sweet if you don't.

Nailed it.

"You're one of those customers, aren't you?"

I bet you are right. lol

What they haven't told us is that they are actually quintuplets and they go through rotation so at least two of them are resting at any time.

I can say from the comfort of my San Francisco warehouse (that employs about two dozen workers with documentation that they got from the guys on the street that Patricia mentions in her first paragraph) that every single employee here, legal or not, pays about 28% of their wages into federal and state taxes.

Actually, the Social Security fund would have gone broke long ago if it wasn't for illegals.

Right, you think employers of undocumented workers are going to follow federal wage guidelines and OSHA regulations? No, they're getting paid less than minimum wage and they're still paying sales tax into the system.

As a lifelong Chicago resident, here are a few hints:

Spend a week on Degobah and looking for some strange you will be.

Thankfully, Ireland should get marriage equality next year. All Britain has to do is return Ulster to Ireland and the whole island will have marriage equality. Everyone wins!

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

Like the Richter brothers!

Ha! That would be the perfect celebrity life! They could each do 1/3 of the famous person duties and gigs pretending to be "the one", and each also have a lot of free time!

Wouldn't it be sad and funny if only one of them became really famous?

Less rape threats?

BayPath College: the best way to get a head.