Chris Brown's music even sends him into a violent rage. Bah dum pum!

So, she was a Morrissey fan, I suppose?

I make no appologies for imagining this

NOOOOOOO! MY TURKEY GRAVY SLURPEE EMPIRE!

What if I'm laughing at you're comment?

I just want to point out that this article is about the son's comments on gays not the father's comments on gays and blacks which were both mentioned in articles dealing with what Phil Robertson said. This is about what Willie Robertson said. Now Willie is probably also a racist but that does not seem to have been…

Fucking precisely.

Shhh. They don't wanna hear that around here. We're not their token minorities anymore since we called 'em out, which is more than fine by me.

But you were the birthplace of rock & roll ! (& the blues , gospel music, hiphop & rap, & banjos, &jack Kerouac, mc hammer, jack white, New Orleans, jazz, Ginsberg, Wanda Sykes & Kurt Vonnegut. These are a few of my favourite things!)

A hell full of gays and drunks sounds way better than a heaven full of reality stars. (Thieves won't be good company but at least they won't have much to steal.)

Well you have a lot of great people there. In theory, the constitution is a wonderful thing if only it wasn't constantly being misrepresented. There's great entertainment/entertainers that come out of your country. This gives me great pleasure in life. Your country has contributed many important and wonderful cures…

I'd throw one at you but things seem to fly over your head.

Is this an appropriate place to state that I just want some fucking single payer health care?

Don't feed 'em, folks!

Exactly. It's like saying, "Oh, you had multiple orgasms in a variety of positions? Then that's not sex."

"Chris Brown is allegedly miserable in jail..."

How dare you. Grits are wonderful.

"I've heard the criticisms, and I surrender! Just like your people did in 1939."

Just let Marvel have Boom Boom for this to happen:

But you know who has? Me. Because I am a trans person, and I get to speak to the cisgender media about representations of trans narratives and, if they give a shit about recognising the privileged intersections they operate under, they'll listen. Listen to me and other trans folks.