In fairness, there DO seem to be plenty of folks who wait in the long line and then, when it's finally their turn, take freaking forever to get their shit through because they have pockets full of change, jewelry all over, a jacket, a belt, tall laced boots that are double-knotted and three bags (each with a laptop).…

I’m just brainstorming here.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

Well that blows (assuming it does end up axing DLC). Online modes are fun, to be sure, but to me, they don’t replace what a single player experience brings to the table, especially with a game like GTA.

We could start calling their stadium the Douche Canoe. It’s shaped like a canoe.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

If you call one a hoverboard, it should have a sensor that immediately throws you off.

Who fucking coined these as “hoverboards”? That person needs to be kicked in the balls or ovaries.

They’re fucking gyro-scooters, not hover-boards. Seriously who ever decided to call these things hover-boards more than deserves all the lawsuits that will be heading there way because of the fires and other issues.

That’s why I refer to them by they’re other name, “wheelie boards.”

Catch on Fire Crash Machines amirite

THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

Canada,

Way less than 5% of the known universe use Fahrenheit or Celsius. Most of the known universe is void and inanimate so it doesn’t use either. Want to be pedantic? Fuck you.