Not gonna happen. But I'm sure I'll be contributing to whatever this ends up being.

It's not that they like the car better when it's fucked up and beat to hell, it's that they like doing the things that ultimately results in the car getting fucked up and beat to hell (and subsequently sharing the stories afterward).

Piracy is a crime, Mr. Ashcraft.

Vaseline + Cotton balls

EXACTLY! I find the best example of this to be -I think it was in Fast and Furious 6- suddenly some snobbish car salesman on an exclusive classic car event tells the black dude something like: "you don't belong here, please leave immediately" and to 'show him' they buy almost every classic car they've got as a…

I can buy everything in that, except the "just a bit of black pepper" part. Pour it on!!! : )

If you're dropping compromises, might as well do it big. Ducati 1199 Panigale

BAC Mono... because you no longer have a need for the passenger seat.

BMW M5, preferably an E39 or E60 Variant. Because you're a man that appreciates the finer things in life.

Im in SoCal in Long Beach. $900 can get you a 1bd appartment

In San Diego, it's saying $1,324 for housing 2adults/2kids. Down here, a mud shack is more expensive than that.

I have to disagree. I work with lots of happy couples in long distance relationships who are very content, work hard and have a positive attitude! I post lots of stories at Memeoirs. Is this based on experience for you or just your thoughts?

It reminds me of Knuckles' floating island in Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'd say, as of lately...

Ha Burn notice

Can't see his fingernails to judge the shine...

Welp, that was quick. Working to find a mirror now.

You'll need to click my post until I get un-grayed.

@thekeith82: Go outside.