Whenever someone asks me why I wear a watch when I can just use my smartphone - this is why. It doesn't matter how high tech smartphones or smartwatches become, they'll never beat the craftsmanship that goes into a good mechanical watch.

Interesting. I've never felt even remotely this way, or had such dreams.

"NOW I'm a planet," Pluto exclaimed.

For Sale: Hover Boots.

Never used.

Oooh, I like the hand one. But mine's better!

There's a lot of armed non-Xtian right-wing libertarians out there... not that implausible they'd go this way.

Not saying you live in a shitty place, but I've NEVER seen bath products locked up were I live. Perhaps, you should stop shopping in your local prison PX.

And now a large group of people will be utterly confused about how their precious Faygo is chilled.

No, not unless you actually pay me the market rate, I will not fix your computer. I get far too much Layer Eight from work.

Im in SoCal in Long Beach. $900 can get you a 1bd appartment

In San Diego, it's saying $1,324 for housing 2adults/2kids. Down here, a mud shack is more expensive than that.

1/0

It isn't Being Human if things don't go terribly wrong.

Fuck the Oscars!

Who the hell cares. Do the world a favor and stop paying attention to this crap. Every minute spent on celebrity worship makes the country dumber.

That is one sexy pen.

Their original hire for the job had plenty of enthusiasm, but they didn't really go into the details enough.

All day long.

Spaceballs

Holy Ghost, Batman!