I get a kick out of the casting on that show. Besides Urbanik, it has Shea Whigham from Boardwalk Empire partnered with a guy named "Thompson", and Andre Royo from The Wire and Fringe, another show that used the "creepy bad-guy typewriter" trick.

Crazy headlights are crazy.

Get a Ninja 250 in the meantime. Yes, it's tiny, but you can grab one for $1500 and sell it for the same (or more), and one good season of riding that will get you up to speed, pardon the pun.

LOL, nice username.

Money?

Does anyone actually live in this kind of shipping-crate-and-concrete house? The style is in lots of car ads but doesn't seem to exist outside of Archello articles.

Ha. Those are so bad they're not even worth reading, unless you want a good laugh. It's always fun to put them back into a text-to-speech engine and play them for the person who left the message.

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How dumb and/or stoned would you have to be to think this had any chance of not getting caught?

I have distinct memories of going to an ex-gf's parents house for Christmas, and the awkward pleasantries that ensued from the moment I stepped in the door until dinner was done. Later. her father invited me to his office for a "scotch and honest conversation". It could have gone better, but it was nice to drop the…

"So, why did you apply for this position?"

Instead of leading with what you do, lead with who you help. As in, "Hi, my name is Bernard, and I help companies identify and make the best use of their key performance indicators and big data."

Kind of like the "false ending" to Eastbound and Down.

People do perfectly legal things all the time that they'd still prefer remained private.

That's a dangerous approach, especially with kids. Kids learn manipulation from the experience of being manipulated (or observing it), and they'll quickly discover that you're willing to bargain or compromise. Then it becomes a battle of wills.

Tom Clancy? This is clearly setting up the next season of 24.

That explains all of the hamburger posts.

"Download This Free Tool to See If the Government's Spying on You."

I know I left that flamethrower around here somewhere...

It's going to be an uphill battle at best. People are taught to keep Facebook as far away from employers (current or potential) as possible, and not many are going to want a second Facebook account to manage. I do think much of the structure and tools from the site could be used in a business capacity, but I think…