It was a show about sentient mutated turtles with California surfer accents despite living in NYC, who were trained by a giant rat, who fight aliens, robot ninjas, and other mutant animals, occasionally in other dimensions. Very little on the show followed any kind of logic.

I just want an Air Pro, physics be damned.

This reminds me, I always wondered what the ad campaign for Norfolk Tears (The Night's Dawn trilogy) would look like. [http://nightsdawn.wikia.com/wiki/Norfolk_T…]

That's... ridiculous. And awesome.

Double Bastard is fantastic. I had the good fortune to visit their brewery and restaurant last winter- they said the bigger chain distributors (think Total Wine and BevMo) should be carrying it nationwide, but it'll be a seasonal thing. You may have to wait until the end of the year to find it.

When I watch these videos I can't tell if they're fabricated in a weird, viral attempt to keep people out of Russia, or if they're genuine and people should stay the heck away from Russia.

Sweet. I just picked up a chromecast on the way home from work, can't wait to check it out.

How well does that work for high-bitrate files?

Pirated streams are free, plus you get to enjoy the totally bizarre eastern European commercials.

I'm sure you're right. Kids obsessed with murder, crime, and a strict hierarchy who spend most of their time in an escapist power fantasy probably aren't psychopaths at all.

Brian Lam / Adam Frucci era Gizmodo.

Just get Wes to quit his blog about hiking with his (admittedly awesome) dog, and revive Hell For Leather as a Jalopnik sub-blog.

Y'know how people like hiking and backcountry camping, even though it can be strenuous, unpleasant, and difficult for most of the trip? Maybe you don't, but it's a little bit like that.

That's a good point. Someone with the means and will to drop $3M+ on a silo home might just be willing to invest in reshaping the land, but then again if they're in it for the safety/security aspect they'd probably be more inclined to go with the indoor hydro farm. You'd never have to go outside!

If you have to ask...

Depends on where it is. Imagine having a badass underground silo home completely surrounded by farmland/orchards/whatever. The medical issue is hard to avoid though.

To some that's a drawback, to others that's a selling point.

"Best first motorcycle ever"? Really? You could get three early-00's Ninja 250's for the price of one of these. You could even learn on a 250, sell it for what you paid for it, and move up to a 650R all for the price of one of these. I suppose if we're talking best brand-new-off-the-lot first bike, the Honda has…

For the same reason some bands don't really care if you pirate their music- you might share the experience with someone else, who could discover you that way and decide to pay for your products. In project management that's referred to as a "positive risk"- a risk with an exploitable opportunity.

Hmm... the prices for an Audi S5 aren't much more than private party prices (or Cars.com), and you can't get a factory extended warranty on those. Then again, I could get an M3 with a BMW factory extended warranty for around the same price. Decisions, decisions.