Lanesplitting this fast is stupid. Lanesplitting at very low speeds is an efficient use of roads when traffic is otherwise not moving, and filtering to the front of line of vehicles at a stoplight is a good way to avoid being rear-ended by drivers who aren't paying attention.

Except for all of the amazing canyon roads that you can't find in most other places.

"You might want to spend more time asleep."

Why? Duh.

If you're under 50, there's a really easy way to figure out what percentage of your portfolio should be in bonds:

YES. I moved cross-country for a promotion, only to go through a company merger shortly after that dead-ended my career path here. I've stuck around this long mostly because my apartment complex charges $4000.00 (that's not a typo) to break a lease early, and it won't be cheap to move my car, bike, and stuff back to…

I've recently discovered how much I enjoy Campari, and it happens to go well with both fruit and bubbly water. Try a highball of equal parts Campari, grapefruit juice, and club soda. Or for something sweeter and less bitter, try an Americano- campari, sweet vermouth, soda.

I was there as a kid too. Somehow I convinced my dad to let me do the crazy slingsh

Balsamic or malt vinegar can add an interesting tang to a bowl of oatmeal. Yeah, it's weird and not an everyday combination, but it's better than you might think.

But it can't all be perfect, because Audi needs you to keep you complaining. The A3 TDI comes only with a six-speed automatic. You'll be able to get the optional Bang & Olufsen sound system, but Quattro appears to be off the menu.

This is kind of crazy. I'm able to max out my 401k with a 4% company match, and max out my Roth IRA contributions. All of that combined comes to $25,800- or $70.68/day. It is literally impossible to put $82/day in retirement accounts, unless you count couples combining their finances.

Just be glad they don't take the "Yahoo! Finance" approach. They like to recommend "earn more money" as a good solution for not having enough money to invest.

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Ice Cream Muffins. This is a thing that needs to happen.

Why would anyone order water on an airplane when there's ginger ale to be had?

So now we need multiple batteries for our battery packs? Ha!

What a revolutionary product! Now you can plug a standard wall-charger into this device instead of your phone, and put your phone on top of it to charge it! Well, after you buy the replacement battery and cover for your phone that's not included with this. Just make sure you don't pick up your phone at any point or…

It's just a pad, that plugs into a standard wall outlet, that can wirelessly charge a device that's compatible. I don't believe the iPhone 5 is compatible, and since you can't remove or modify the battery, I'm not sure you can make it compatible.

This sounds great if you air-commute between the Bay and LA, and take vacations in Lake Tahoe and Vegas. The price is awesome but they're targeting a very, very specific customer.

You're not missing out on the certifications. When tech jobs became the big thing, certifications were a way to set a barrier to entry. Now, so many people are "paper certified" that it's little more than an expensive and time-consuming way to say "I know how to play the game" on your resume. If you say you're an…

I've found that most Gawker sites are a lot more palatable without the comment section, especially if you filter out the authors you don't like.