I've recently discovered how much I enjoy Campari, and it happens to go well with both fruit and bubbly water. Try a highball of equal parts Campari, grapefruit juice, and club soda. Or for something sweeter and less bitter, try an Americano- campari, sweet vermouth, soda.

It must be a very unsettling job to program the responses for a pedo-seeking chatbot.

That would have been a great idea, and totally hilarious when you fully convinced people that you're a rude asshole and got beaten up.

"Protection"

Dear Hundreds of Millions of Attention-Seeking Narcissists,

XKCD Hyphen

Ass Sand people?

I was just attempting to clarify Verb's perspective.

Ha, fair enough.

The diamond-shaped windows on the bottom 20-ish floors make the towers look like giant cheese graters.

Holy crap on a stick. I thought part of the reason for the move to this version of Kinja was to get rid of these spam-bots?

"Something called Nice Guy"

Time to re-watch Half Baked, Adam. :)

Well, that escalated quickly.

It's hard to tell from your comment, but do you think teleportation will arrive sooner than that, or much later?

On Gizmodo? That ended around 2009.

I could be wrong, but I thought Roomies transitioned directly to It's Walky. I dunno. I'll check out DoA, I didn't even know that existed and I'm a fan of most of David's other work.

Incorrect.

I was there as a kid too. Somehow I convinced my dad to let me do the crazy slingsh

I meant the comments in articles over at The Verge.