Ha!

I’m really not sure why people like you have a hard time believing anecdotes like those Bogartcat gave you. BernieBros™ like the one he recalled we’re all over the place during the primaries and even before the general election. Their positions were often nonsensical and wholly inconsistent with reality. Like the guy…

It’s so easy to avoid, that’s what bugs me most! If you’re not sure about you’re/your (or it’s/its), remove the contraction and say it. If the phrase doesn’t make sense as “you are”, then use “your”. When people can’t be bothered paying attention to what they type, why should any of us bother to read it?

Roy Moore, or Rick Santorum?

It’s just as likely Clinton would’ve had us on the brink of nuclear war with Russia based on her insistence on keeping a No Fly Zone in Syria.

Come sit by me and my mental red correction pen. I am that bitch too

I don’t care, and here’s a ten page dissertation on why I don’t care, and neither should you, and you’re an idiot for caring.

I’m gonna try to be less annoyed by Virginia drivers senseless habit of braking on the highway FOR NO GODAMN REASON.

Shit, I wish my Whole Foods had that many sorting bins. It’s extremely easy to sort your waste and if you give a shit about the world outside of your own convenience it’s an important thing to do.

Yo, people have slept with their dogs since humans and dogs started living together, mostly because space was tight and dogs are a good source of heat (that’s where the phrase “3 dog night” comes from — a night so cold you need 3 dogs in your bed to warm you up). This is not a new phenomenon in the slightest.

Great list. I’d like to add:

“17,000 different options for trash” is basically Twitter

Means isn’t really the problem. It’s more a case of “It won’t happen, Americans are too lazy to have a civil war.” or “It won’t happen because everyone has too much to lose.” I’ve ran headfirst in to this line of thinking from so many friends in the US and I think I know why.

What bothers me even more than all the golfing is that he doesn’t seem to do any work even when he’s working. What are the president’s responsibilities? Run the executive branch? He still hasn’t fully staffed the appointed positions, and once having appointed cabinet heads, he doesn’t much care what they do (except…

You can’t, it’s why most comedy shows just plain gave up. When the South Park guys say they can’t come up with any ideas because Trump is president, you know shit has really hit the fan

Sadly, it feels like to people outside UT, we’re all Mormons here. To them, this is akin to Trump announcing an open-borders policy. But yeah, for us Trib readers, this is pretty much what we’re used to.

Clinton’s neoliberal politics would be so much better than what we have now. That’s a fact jack.

Annus Horriblis from a Horrible Anus.

“The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.