You need to work on your reading comprehension because now you’re just straight up putting words in my mouth. Here’s what I said:

So I guess I should have phrased it this way:

He said black voter turn out was remarkable, so where exactly did you get that he “clearly say that Jones’ win was because of black people”? Then he keeps talking about the Democrats in the “we” form (reminder: BS has been and remains an “independent”, and never raised funds for the DNC), and credits “our revolution”…

I would unironically support Gary Busey for Press Secretary. I find him endlessly fascinating, like a rare gem. I want to draw him like one of my French girls. I would suspend every other aspect of my life to follow him around for an unspecified period of time like I was a smelly hippy and he was Phish.

Black women in Alabama walking into the office like...

I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.

You should be seeing stars for this comment.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Corrections officers are technically not police.

We’re too busy infighting about various things to sufficiently unify, meanwhile all they have to do is convince a collective idiot-hivemind.

This has always been projection. They’re far more fragile and more demanding of safe spaces free of criticism than even their most wilted stereotype of liberals.

Amazing that the people who were very vocally ripping the liberal “snowflakes” are now proving to be even more precious snowflakes.

Me too, AND a huge thank you for writing “champing” not “chomping.” One of my biggest writing pet peeves

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

Who would have thought that being an Onion Headline Writer would become one of the most difficult jobs in the world in 2017.

“I told all you fuckers”

there were always red flags unfortunately Andy Reid could never decide whether to throw them

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.