Sure. I think objectification of men and women can exist at the same time, and do in regards to sex toys. I am arguing (as I feel awkwardturtle is suggesting above) that it's not the "sex toy" part that's a problem, it's more the "this one includes hips and all, like you're just taking the body parts you need". Feels…

Fair enough. As long as there is some human empathy in there somewhere....

This sucked me into a vortex and I watched it for about five minutes straight. There is just too much goodness to look at. Though you can only see a sliver of Posh...

For me, Spice Girls was the taste of freedom. It was the first time I, a girl from a former communist country, got to "taste the West." My parents made a huge effort, when I was in the 9th grade, and sent me on a school trip throughout Europe: Vienna, Strasbourg, Paris and London. By coach :). It was painful and yet,…

That episode made me so sad! I love Retta so much and will never understand how she (and the rest of the regular cast) didn't understand the comedy gold of Spice World!

Man, I adore the Spice Girls. They got so much shit at one point, but they were harmless, they were fun, and every little girl was going to relate perfectly to at least one of them. For me it was Sporty and Posh <3.

first and last time we didnt need science

The Spice Girls album got soooo many spins. Every some had an element to love. Even today I would blast that shit because only basic bitches are ashamed of past music choices.

I still remember all the lyrics. It's a fucking classic.

Well if science says so, that's the way it is.

Look, Dawn isn't even a real person. Some crazy monks made her out of...magic or something.

Maybe it's because her parents are Cuban? Other than that, I have no idea.

This stuff is magical. My husband has colitis and poops A LOT, and normally the bathroom smells like we've got rotting corpses under the floor boards when he's done in there. Now it smells like Poo-Pourri and hand soap. :D

Unless you have digestive problems you are actively fucking up your digestive system. Jesus fucking Christ.

I've made my own with 4oz water and about 20 drops of tea tree oil and lemon oil in a spray bottle. (Just shake it well before you spray about 10-12 squirts in the toilet bowl before you evacuate your bowels.) Not only does it "trap" the poop scent, the oils fight bacteria in the bowl without harsh chemicals.

OMG I have never seen this before! Is it because I haven't been clicking on the right ads/products so Google doesn't calculate the fact that it needs to serve me this magical ad? ... AND is it really a real product and not a parody? That woman in her prim pearls, she is a fucking gem.

That, however, is a potentially relationship-defining moment.

I bet that neighbor woke up the next day, saw that towel, and thought WHAT IN THE FUCK??????!!!! OR his dog brought it inside and got your liquids all over the place. One time, my friend got super drunk, puked all over the bathroom and passed out. Later, he woke up on the bathroom floor where he'd been all night, only…

we bought that. My husband has an angry stomach and destroys our bathroom on the regular. It works fairly well. For your run of the mill poop, it's fine. Should you ignore your doctor, your wife, and basic decency and eat Taco Bell and beer and say some chips and dip, it's not gonna save you.

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.