That “bankrupt, trashy cesspool” recently went from being the world’s sixth-largest economy to being it’s fifth-largest, surpassing the UK.

Bullshit. If American oligarchs actually cared about immigrants stealing jobs from Americans, they’d go after the people that hire them. But they don’t, because hiring people who will work in poor conditions for substandard wages without complaining for fear of being deported increases their profit margins.

As long as they don’t murder white people.

That is because their entire strategy is loudly and repeatedly accusing the other side of doing what they themselves do, so that when they get called on it, they can say, “what about—?”

That isn’t irony, it’s trolling. Over and over and over again, they do the worst possible thing. They are consciously choosing to do the worst possible thing.

According to a recent poll, Kim is more popular among Republicans than Nancy Pelosi. That’s how bad it is.

I never expected Donnie Darko to become such a totem. That came out right after 9/11 and kind of got lost. When I saw it, there were only four other people in the theater, and afterwards we all sat in the lobby for an hour, talking about it.

You shouldn’t feel bad. His reviews are complete garbage. They’re no better than something a reasonably bright teenager would have written on Live Journal.

Reading, “oh, this very famous and prominently displayed book may be important, but I can’t be bothered to skim its Wikipedia page” made me resent the fuck out of the fact that this person gets paid for these reviews.

It doesn’t matter how many times you repeat this bullshit, it’s still bullshit.

Her actual answer, though, was “can you be more specific, please? By enforcing the law?” So she wasn’t being obtuse, she was being snide.

It’s worth noting that the AP style guide was updated in 2016 to allow the use of a lower case “d” in “dumpster fire,” due to the sudden increase in usage.

The people he’s speaking to don’t know that.

You didn’t misread. That was exactly what they wanted readers to think.

The Democrats have been purging voter from the rolls, passing voter ID laws, gerrymandering districts, starving minority districts of polling places, installing paperless voting machines owned by their donors, and showing up armed to intimidate brown-skinned voters, have they?

As opposed to turning out in droves to vote against the party that has been working for decades to disenfranchise you?

In other words, the GOP is now using biological weapons in the class war.

As someone who wrote a letter to my representative about environmental issues when I was six, fuck that noise.

Monkey Boy can suck it.

It’s not an identity because culturally speaking, white male is the default setting to which modifiers like “black” and “female” are added. That there are so many white men on so many forums getting defensive at the mere use of the words “white men” is a testament to how infrequently they have been used before, and…