I have to caption that show sometimes, and I fucking hate it. It’s almost as bad as captioning Andre the Giant.

My roommate’s been planning to go out to the Eagle Creek burn as soon as he can. I will taste his first.

She’ll make an appearance in another week or so, and everyone will say she looks remarkably well-rested.

It was started by people who wanted to distract from how billionaires buy the policies they want by insisting that career civil servants are as rabidly partisan as they want their base to be, saying that because government is inherently corrupt only corrupt people would want to devote their careers to it, so that…

When Obama told Mitch McConnell about Trump’s ties to Russia before the election, McConnell fucking threatened him with a media blitz of accusations of rigging if he went public with it. That’s pretty goddamned active.

I would be very interested to know if there are any skidmarks to show this kid tried to stop, rather than change lanes and speed up.

It’s not about them supporting their president, it’s about them supporting their representatives and senators, who unlike the president, are not popular with the base. Mitch McConnell will catch hell from his constituents over bourbon tariffs, for example.

Better to vote for a corporate Democrat in the name of party unity than hold your nose and refuse to vote for an imperfect candidate, while the right unites behind someone like Trump and wins with only 25-30% of the country voting for them.

Like the Clinton Foundation, which was throughly audited by two independent American watchdogs that specialize in investigating global charities and one international one, and was rated as highly as the Red Cross? That scam?

The only reason he was so beloved by a majority of this country post 9/11 is because he was praising himself so loudly and so often that it drowned out the people who were saying that if he hadn’t moved the emergency response center into the city’s leading target for terrorism, that had already been bombed once, we…

Any woman who insists that cunt is an inherently worse insult than dick or asshole is tacitly agreeing with the dicks and assholes who think our cunts are the source of all evil. They are also American, because in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, you call your friend a cunt when they’re being annoying.

Nor did they pretend to have jobs in the White House, they just lived there. They had no choice in the matter, whereas Ivanka chose this.

That you know nothing about this movement is incredibly obvious, if you can say you don’t think this is a real issue for men, and that the number of male sexual predators is low, given that the entire point of #metoo is that women in every workplace in every industry are subjected to sexual harassment and abuse every…

Sigh. I’m in the 99th percentile according to some culturally biased tests, but my college boyfriend was to me as I am to the average reality show contestant. He was like Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. But he was a fucking idiot when it came to practical things, most especially that one. Over and over again I told him…

Here in Portland, I could see restaurants offering some kind of perk for doing that.

When I drove a cab in college in Portland, any party I picked up at Montage had at least one person carrying a foil swan.

Everyone who strongly prefers using straws should try to get into the habit of carrying a reusable one made from the material of their choice in whatever way is most convenient for them, whether it be attaching a silicone one to a water bottle or a telescoping metal one to a keyring or phone case, and establishments…

But if you factor in the actual cost of plastic pollution, such as everything you eat or drink having plastic in it, increasing your health care costs, rising food prices due to environmental destruction from both dumping of plastic and burning of fossil fuels, which also increase health care costs, the cost of…

Or they could just keep reusable washable silicone ones to distribute to people that need them just as they distribute high chairs or Braille menus, while those people who prefer straws can get into the habit of carrying one on their water bottles.