Colorizing movies that were carefully composed, lit for, and shot in black and white, absolutely. Documentary footage, not so much.

There are impressions of his hands in a sidewalk or something somewhere, and they have been measured.

Of course not, but the laws get selectively enforced. See racial disparities in traffic stops, busts for possession, sentencing, etc. ad nauseam. I guarantee you a significant number of members of Congress would stick their fingers in non-consenting girls if they could get away with it.

Because the vast majority of the people who make the laws of our society want to fuck teenage girls, not teenage boys.

I don’t know how you construed my calling attention to a hilarious clip of him totally contradicting himself multiple times as a suggestion that CNN is the problem.

And being told that chewing your food a bit longer than usual will reduce flatulence changed mine.

I will never not star a story about shitting one’s pants on a date.

The governors of Colorado, Washington, and Oregon met with him to discuss how violent crime, addiction, and DUIs fell in their states after recreational legalization. So much for being about law and order. You’d think he’d have listened, given that we’re three of the whitest states.

Grasshoppers are better, cheaper, made by the exact same bakery, and I think they even have a bit less trans fat in them.

CNN just ran a clip that was him saying it’s the Democrats’ fault, followed by all the times he blamed Obama for the last one, because it’s all about the president stepping up, being a leader, and making a deal.

That’s the only kind there are.

Arguably, Pence is a murderer, since his policies led to the worst HIV outbreak in Indiana’s history, and to the suicide of several gay people.

Of course they don’t like us or agree with our goals, since our goals are to exploit them as much as possible. We and other wealthy nations set up extraction industries there that use what is essentially slave labor. This is allowed to continue due to corrupt governments that we covertly support, because we make more…

Oh sure. I’ve got one on my shins and one on my collarbones as I type this. And there’s another on the armrest, trying to figure out whether he should try to share my lower extremities, or my torso.

That linked ESPN piece is so incredibly damning that I had to stop and stare into space for a while, pondering the fact that after MSU found out Larry Nasser was regularly sticking his fingers in teenage girls, they literally told him to start wearing gloves from now on and make sure there was another adult in the…

The cat in my avatar was brought back from the brink of death by his cardiologist after an otherwise well-managed condition developed a sudden complication. He was so wrung out when I brought him home that he fell asleep with his head on the edge of the water dish. A week later, I took him in for a follow up, and he…

She’s lying her ass off, because this administration actually cut funding to combat domestic terrorism by white supremacists.

I hear you. When someone tells a racist joke, I always pretend not to get it and ask them to explain it to me. It’s really fun.

Or create male cheerleading squads for women’s sports. I’ll bet there are tons of dudes that would jump at the chance to cheer professionally for the WNBA.

This is what’s normal. That’s the problem.