Btw, if you set an alarm for feeding time, using a distinctive alarm that isn’t used for anything else, they won’t hassle you nearly as much. I don’t actually feed them at the exact same time every day, I just make sure the AWOOGA goes off before I do.

I was a behavioral science major. Applying that to my cats has been an entertaining hobby ever since. It’s too bad the cat family I had in college, all of whom used the toilet, pre-dated the ubiquity of digital video. Because whenever a guest headed up the stairs to the bathroom, Pixel would race ahead of them and…

I have two tuxies. Harpo, in addition to bringing me bottle caps, also brings me the mail, fridge magnets, and socks, which is why there is an entire playlist devoted to his thievery. He used to bring me comics, which are on the bottom bookshelf, but I did not appreciate the teeth marks. So I tucked loose sheets of…

Nah, it’s fine. I only use it to talk, send texts, listen to Spotify, and shoot my cats. It does those things adequately.

For fuck’s sake, I haven’t even managed to upgrade from my iPhone 4 to one of the ones they’re throttling....

When I was a teenage bike messenger, I availed myself of an opportunity to spit in Ollie North’s Chinese food after he’d gone into private consulting.

There were 17 sealed indictments filed in November.

One of these days I will watch this show.

Anyone else remember that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld used a private server to discuss their war, and then deleted 22 million emails when the investigations started?

I am shocked that the party that cut funding for embassy security despite Hillary Clinton warning them something like Benghazi might happen and then spent tens of millions of our dollars to convince us that it was actually her fault would do something like this.

If I still gave enough of a shit about Kinja to follow people or comment except when my post-election resolve to stay off the internet as much as possible fails me utterly, I would follow you for that comment.

Added bonus, baby leather is soft and comfortable.

This idea needs to be widely distributed.

I’m all in favor of consequences, which is why I’m in favor of the offender’s residuals going to help victims. But it’s not about just editing out a few disgraced sex offenders from work that remains available. It’s about the complete erasure of work done by hundreds of people who derive credit and income from that…

They are dismissive because the people blaming the drop in attendance on the protests refuse to even acknowledge the existence of the other factors, which is part of a venerable tradition of very rich white people telling poor white people that their cherished institutions are being endangered by uppity black people.

This individual incident means nothing. It troubles me no more than did Ridley Scott replacing his footage of Kevin Spacey with footage of Christopher Plummer. But it’s part of a trend towards deleting entire works, which has already been done several times.

So a Republican Vietnam veteran was appointed by a Republican president to lead the FBI, was later appointed by a Republican DOJ official to investigate the firing of his Republican successor at the FBI, who was investigating Trump for his ties to Russia long before the election, yet never publicized that fact, yet…

No one is arguing that. It’s that white people are so overly sensitive about uppity black people that they are ignoring all the other reasons why NFL ratings and attendance are dropping, along with the fact that they were dropping long before Trump started whining about the protests, in favor of blaming their loss of…

We have a president who calls any news he doesn’t like fake news, who repeatedly threatens to sue or imprison journalists, calling them the enemy of the people. His administration is prosecuting protesters in record numbers, including jailing a woman for laughing at the assertion that Jeff Sessions is not racist…

I need to stop keeping up with everything horrible these people are doing. I’ve gained 25 lbs. from the alcohol and comfort food.