Look at what you've wrought, Michael Sam.

Arg. While that says "Jet Ski" on the side of it, that's not a damn jet ski, that's a wave runner. A wave runner is a personal watercraft that you sit down on (like a snowmobile). A jet ski is designed to be stood on, and the handlebars are on a swingarm.

We were debating this in group-chat - consensus seemed to be that the Death Star is a space station, not a ship.

My hat's off to Mora. I even thought he showed remarkable restraint. I would have flipped the table and attacked the guy.

Since moving to Oregon, I spend all of football season simply dreading the day Oregon wins a national title. Their fans are horrible. They act like they've been robbed of every title for the past five years and yet also seem to have never watched a game of football in their lives.

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

People we expect to lead volunteers to their deaths in a contrived "good cause" are often very bad characters, despite how nicely we dress them up.

So, to summarize, refinance your house, don't eat out as often, and fire the hired help. Gotcha. So, for the rest of us without hired help, any new ideas?

Here's a .gif I found on Twitter if his controller was disconnected: