Pratt stays in the ranking only because we need a K option for F/M/K.

This is the empirically correct order. 

Evans then Hemsworth then Pine. All. Day. Long. 

I have never understood why Pine seems to be the de facto #1 Chris around here. I like him and all, but a few years ago he started fucking with his face and now he looks puffy and plasticine all the time. He Afflecked himself a bit too much for my taste. Plus, Evans is delightful and self-aware and socially conscious,…

“Not a great year for Hemsworth...”

Was a time it looked like this Chris had staying power. Time waits for no Chris.

Perhaps there should be a column of dots between #3 and Pratt’s entry, to denote that there is an unbridgeable qualitative gulf between them.

Evans has always been the best Chris.  I don’t know why we haven’t just accepted this and moved on yet.

Kattan should be 11th on a list of 10 Chrises.

How’re you gonna dock three of the Chrises for being in ‘Infinity War’ together?  It’s not like they sucked in it or brought the film down.  It’s a frickin’ trifecta of Chrises.  A ‘Chris-fecta’, if you will.  Some might say that you got 3 for the price of 1.  

Totally, completely incorrect. The one true ranking:

It’s been a “fuck it, watch it burn” kind of week for me, so I’m just gonna say it: Chris Pine has tiny shoulders and it’s weird.

Let’s find a different Chris and kick Pratt off! we don’t need his dead weight down there at #4 forever.

I’m here for this order!

Firstly, Walken is above being on lists. And does he even go by Chris?  I think we have to show him proper respect by calling him Christopher or Mr. Walken.

Three way tie between Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth. Pratt gets demoted from Chris to Mortimer until he renounces his shitty church.

Thank you!  I love Chris Pine but Evans should always be #1 if only for his Twitter feed.

You docked points because they were in Avengers Infinity War? Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth wouldn’t even be on your radar if it wasn’t for the MCU.

This list has always been suspect since it’s never included Walken or Kattan.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!