You’d think Duke would have more compassion for Evans during his time of need (call me, Chris).

Nope. I own this body. Squatter’s rights.

I’m not generally in favor of the death penalty, but if there were EVER a time I’m ok with it being applied...

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

Ice dragons

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

God.

The man who hates talking has the most logical things to say. Who knew?

+1 I see what you did there.

Good in Bed is a great book too!

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

I mean, I love cats, and I think they’re really the best

“Comedy Central is in a ratings free fall, with Trevor Noah’s Daily Show taking the biggest hit. (In May of this year, the Wrap calculated that Noah had lost 35 percent of Stewart’s audience. The numbers have dropped even lower since.)”) from

No it’s not, the numbers are down significantly.

Would rather have seen Trevor Noah go.

Ocean’s 8.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.