just do your god damn hours. fuck. it’s not that hard. i have clients who manage to do all their hours, got to all their AA/NA meetings, therapy appointments, finish school, and find jobs.
and no one gave them a million fucking chances (because they’re all poor foster kids or POC or anything else that isn’t a rich…

She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.

I like Brooklyn 99. All about Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews.

Mindy knows how to give us what we want, though. :-(

Girl, you’re speaking my language.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

Insurance companies are truly the devil. There has got to be a better damn way.

No, that’s what Mark calls his privates. I have incorporated it into my own vernacular

I'm with you. I give cash at weddings. I received cash gifts at my own wedding. However, I did not feel entitled to gifts. We put aside money to feed and entertain our guests because we invited them to celebrate with us, not because we felt they owed us gifts. If I had to get married again and some friends and family…

You are under no obligation to give a wedding gift. Period.

I HATE registries. Being a WASP, I was strong-armed into one, and now my parents' basement is full of things I have no room for in my 700 sq ft 1 bedroom apartment. It was even more infuriating because at the time, my husband and I were both residents and had so little money we had to use our change jar to buy food.…

AH! Good to know! I thought it was Honeyfund that charged it. Well then, screw you Paypal.

Ugh, now we're about to get 2000 comments full of people trying to one-up each other on how cheap their wedding was. We get it, you had a huge wedding for 300 people on $12, that does not make the rest of us who spent more than that on our weddings bad people.

CBD oil is an extract from certain hemp and marijuana plants that contains phytochemicals known as cannabinoids, and low-to nonexistent levels of THC (the primary compound responsible for marijuana's "high"). These cannabinoids seem to have a variety of therapeutic uses, such as treating Dravet Syndrome and…

Um, hello. Where do you think CBD comes from? Hint: it comes from marijuana.

This is an important point. This will help with the investigation. Well done detective Ladycoffeesoul.

This was such an amazing speech, this along with Arquette and the writer speech from Imitation Game was super moving. I was so annoyed that hardly ANYONE clapped for Common/ Legend as much as they did for Arquette. Common's speech was pure poetry!

His emotional response was jarring in its sincerity.

That performance with the Pettus bridge set, followed by that speech.... flawless.