girl scouts tear people apart

You did the right thing.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

Clover, I thought I liked you.

you're a garbage cookie

Yeah? Well this is a garbage comment.

Ummmm no one responded to my tip to EGR about the baby seal who got lost in Canada somewhere and had a Royal Canadian Mounted Police escort back to sea.

Buy brands that are USP certified - it's a third party lot-testing company, so they do what the FDA should probably be doing. Nature Made is cheap and USP certified, they're a good brand.

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

They specifically refer to herbal supplements, which vitamins are not. I'm not saying that vitamins are regulated. Just that this isn't what they were studying.

For the folks wondering, "How is this possible in the first place?":

some vitamins you take create very expensive urine

It's great to know what you want.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!

But, most rapists who use intoxicants and coercion do it because they know that if they use force, they will be caught and punished, not because they're like, more gentle and caring or whatever. And studies indicate that non-forcible rape (statutory, drug-facilitated, etc) isn't any less harmful than forcible rape,…

There's really not that enormous a chasm between slipping someone a drug to knock them unconscious so you can fuck them against their will and physically overpowering an awake person. Forcing sex on somebody is forcing sex on somebody is forcing sex on somebody.

But you are not using rape to describe these cases.

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.