How the shit can you "abandon" a miscarriage?

Don't hate the panda. Hate the game.

Man, fuck hot yoga so hard. That shit is the worst.

As someone who works at a law firm, let me assure you: rich-ass lady lawyers luuuuuuuuurve their diet pills.

I literally just gagged.

You know I've worked in fine dining, right? I've had heirloom tomatoes many times. I keep convincing myself that maybe I'm wrong.

Actually, dicephalia (having two heads) is a rare but super interesting mutation that happens to almost every species on earth. I imagine it's harder to find examples of it in marine animals since the young born with two heads often die, but go into any weird medical museum or bizarre curiosity shop and you're sure to…

You are a stupid fucktard of epic proportions

Well, I am keeping them anyway.

No. I love parenthetical asides. They make me who I am as a person.

I wish I had something clever to say, but nope, I just totally glossed over that line. I'll sit back down now.

it is mentioned in the tos. Really, ppl need to read those things. If you are not cool w scanning, you don't use their mail. Simple. I'm fucking glad that criminals are as lax as the rest of us about reading the user agreements in this case, tho.

"I don't like that company's 100% free service that I'm under no obligation to use, so fuck them."

Me, I'm voting for Selfone.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

Yes, his charm is what she sees. What we all see.

WHERE DO I BUY ONE? Seriously, though, where? Whenever I look for them online, they are either see-through beach cover ups, or legit fancy dresses. I WANT TO LIVE A LIFE OF HOMEBOUND LUXURY.

i feel like people are reading 'rent' in this situation as something really devoid of feeling. my mom owns a house. but she lives with her boyfriend/fiance/person. she gives him money because she is contributing to the household and also utilizing the household.

We're never going to be able to have nice things, are we?