Most important thing I got out of this article- Look how cute those little pink overalls are!

Sounds like someone could use an hour in the Ball Pit.

And then what? Did your sister get in trouble? Was the wallet found? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Mirena has hormones and I am on it for endometriosis (so think stabbing pains all fucking month and cysts that cause issues) and it has been AMAZING. You get all the benefits.

RUDE. OF COURSE WE WANT TO CUDDLE.

The drivers. SERIOUSLY. I can't count how many times it came down to me and a late model Subaru having a fucking showdown in the parking lot.

Absolutely. Seeing Jonah Lomu in his prime will forever be seared on my consciousness. Truly he had the thighs of a god.

Hubs and I have actually signed up for an comprehensive ESPN package purely so I can get full access to international rugby coverage. I mean, yeah, my husband is a former rugger, but that shit is for me.

I co-sign this petition.

Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly offer you - the rowing uniform.

Can we just give a shout-out to Turkish Oil Wrestling, the slipperiest sport in the world?

Amen

Really! I would say soccer, but soccer shorts have gotten so LONG lately. They're all the way down to the knees, which covers up the best of thighs. Sadly, soccer has fallen prey to that same prudish-boy trend that destroyed basketball. Rugby shorts, on the other hand, remain undimmed by current ridiculous fashion…

Penis arrows.

C'mon. This is not a sport. It's an activity to do in the winter while drunk.

This is my issue. I wear a 16/18 on top and an 18/20 on bottom and I have gigantic clown boobs. Buying dresses sucked (sucks?) I recently took a leap and got 3 custom-sized dresses from eShakti.com. For an extra $7.50 you can customize the dress to **your exact measurements.** They are the cutest, fit me like a dream…

The number one thing that makes Modcloth superior to ASOS is the reviews. Both sites are hit and miss with the actual items, but I've found that everything I buy on Modcloth matches the reviews. It's amazing. It does mean that if something is new it is less reliable, but I would look at the reviews etc. and see what…

i do really wanna go to disney as an adult. i went twice as a child, but this time i could do it drunk and/or stoned.

Heck, free pizza is the whole reason I chose to be gay.