What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room

Kitten season is coming, folks. If you're interested in bottle feeding orphaned kittens until they're big enough to eat on their own, NOW is the time to start volunteering with your local shelter or rescue group. Kittens are starting to trickle in to my job, but in the next two to four weeks we're going to have a…

Offensive roomba name #2: My parents call their roomba Stevie. After Stevie Wonder. Because he is massively talented, but also bumps into things.

I was with you until you put Star Crunch anywhere in your top 15-20. Nope nope nope nope nope. Peanut Butter Crunch Bars go in the 5 slot. And my mouth.

A local rug company had a fire in their factory and instead of trying to go through their stock to figure out what was or was not in bad shape, they gave it all away! 6 tons of high quality wool yarn to go to weavers, knitters, non-profits and artists. Some of it went to my work place where we do a lot of 18th century…

Gloves make cooking less safe, not safer. You need to be able to sense temperature so you don't burn yourself, when something is slippery so you don't drop it, and to handle knives and food securely so you don't cut yourself when chopping. Gloves impair your sense of touch and make it more dangerous. Glove wearers are…

Straight size catalogue models have conventionally beautiful faces and perfect hair, too, and are then airbrushed to inhuman perfection. High fashion buys into "quirks" and striking features much more than mainstream, mass market fashion.

You know how they say it's a shitty thing to try and "guess" a person's race by looking at them? Try not to body snark by trying to assume or "guess" what a person's body size is by looking at them, especially without proper context.

Those women could very well be 5'10 and taller which would put them in the plus size…

I'm a size 14 and my body looks the same size as those models.

The collection runs sizes 14-24, and these models look like a size 14 to me. I think the clothes are gorgeous and glad that they're being made. Non plus size clothes run 0-12, but would you ever see a size 12 model wearing them? I'm around the cusp, now a 10, but a 12/14 for years, and just glad that there's some…

Ours is Lupe. It's an Arrested Development reference because Lucille temporarily replaces Lupe, her maid, with a roomba. Also, it's extremely racist. And we are offensive. Sorry not sorry.

I feel like your experience is more similar to real life than what the article claims. I worked at JoAnn's for a long time and considered defecting to Hobby Lobby when they came to town. I was a manager and made $11.30/hr (which was pretty good for our area but I literally worked there 8 years starting at $5.50/hr to…

Man, when the trailer came out, I watched that scene (with the shirt off and the tattoos) over and over and over again. Not even ashamed.

Me and my friend definitely let out a "YEAHHH" when he took off his shirt. No one else joined in. I was like, what is wrong with these people. Then I felt like a creep.

The movie was not bad, I found it quite entertaining. Plus, Theo James is quite easy on the eyes.

Are you serious? LOTR fangirls and boys made up a HUGE portion of Lost's audience the first couple of seasons, which helped it become the phenomenon it did, and you are going to hate on Charlie? Charlie's whose painful sacrifice was one of the most poignant moments on this show? You actually rank him lower than #20…

Turns out I watched this show in its entirety and remember about 25% of the characters.

I was at either Oxford or Cambridge.

Why did I buy Traveling Vodka in the first place? Now it's just going to go to waste.