Conversely, I recently spent 4 weeks in the States - and put on 6 kgs, which I'm now struggling to shift. Thanks, Obama!

Consexulations!

Chicago: 2007: living with my roommate

Okay, um, that was rude, but that sentence was in reference to the plane being diverted somewhere else with the passengers still alive and on board. Which means they landed somewhere. So presumably they are not still at 30,000 feet in the middle of the "freaking ocean."

I may just be banging my head against the wall here, but I work in air safety, so here goes.

Yea, but then again... Remember the TV series 'Lost'? Yeah.

Teacher here—-a thousand times yes to this! Teenagers aren't lazy—they have different circadian rhythms. Frankly, it's amazing to me how many do okay 1st period when they are fighting to bring their systems online.

They had pulled him over at the gas station at 8th and I-35; they weren't "chasing" him. He sped up instead of pulling over, turned onto 9th, and then sped through the barrier on Red River to try to get away.

*clap*

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU ARE TERRIBLE AND WRONG.

But it's like she's singing about MY life!

And around the corner fudge is made.

• hiding with a book

• Waiting for my body to air dry because lazy

My wife would complain about how long I'm in the bathroom long before I would complain about her. I do some of my best reading there so it's not even productive time. If she's doing all that exfoliating, lotioning, conditioning, and such then that's great. Me? I'm just pooping and reading my comic books.

1. I like this show. Yes, it's true. It's kinda dumb and it's a soap opera, but I love Shonda and I love her female-heavy, multiracial casts. I love all the characters.

I just want to say: JACKSON + APRIL = 4EVER.

My cat would do the same thing. Although he'd also leave me to die if he heard someone opening a can.