SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

She lost last night.

We have separate blankets, because I never learned how to share. I also run warm when I am sleeping, he calls me his little space heater. I am all for cuddling, but give me some fuckin' space when I am sleeping, or else I'll probably end up "accidentally" punching you in the face.

We have separate blankets, because I never learned how to share. I also run warm when I am sleeping, he calls me his little space heater. I am all for cuddling, but give me some fuckin' space when I am sleeping, or else I'll probably end up "accidentally" punching you in the face.

If the father-in-law wants to pay for the top-shelf open bar, sure!

Caffeine beat Vicodin, Xanax AND weed? You know, the 3 best drugs EVER(imo). Ugh, fuck you guys. This is why we can't have anything nice. You all ruin it with your caffeine.

I stopped watching a few seasons ago, cuz I found I just didn't care anymore. Like, after Season 6 ended, I just acted like it wasn't on the air anymore. I watched last night, and found the ending to be bullshit. I was almost as angry as I was at the end of Lost, and we all remember how emotionally traumatizing that…

I was about to say "how is Oklahoma so low, that's where my mom lives", then I remembered that she buys her wine in Texas.

I worked A LOT of service jobs in college. Retail, pizza, restaurants, etc. Basically whenever someone got super crazy, I always just got the manager to deal with them. I didn't get paid enough(minimum wage, usually), to deal with crazies.

I am ashamed of all of us.

A theater in the Seattle area, that is 21+ and serves booze with no children around started doing $5 Tuesday movies a few years ago. You pretty much have to buy your tickets like a week in advance, that place gets crazy.

Tuesday is also the day that every place has cheap chicken wings. Unless the movie theaters also start selling cheap chicken wings, I'm out.

To be fair, their Western Bacon Cheeseburgers are delicious.

These are pretty much the toughest decisions I've had to make in my life, ever.

Squeeze -It's would straight up make me puke. Same with Go-Gurt. So sweet, so fake, so gross. UGH.

"How do you divest media-steeped children of the media-driven lie that "good"-looking people are good and "bad"-looking people are bad?

I watched this show for the first 7 seasons, regularly. I got into it cuz of my parents, and I loved it. But by the beginning of Season 8, I just did not give a fuck about any of them anymore. They dragged it on for way too long. Like the Office, or like they're doing with Big Bang Theory. Shows either get cancelled…

I probably call my parents 2-3 times a month. The calls usually last about 20-30 minutes, per parent. We also text each other too. I usually call on Sunday afternoons, when they're both off work. With a 2 hour time difference, and my dad going to bed at like 730 at night to get up for work in the morning, I hate…

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Yeah, whenever Lupe gets stuck we are always like "god damn it Lupe, what the hell are we paying you for?"