There is no IQ test for being elected a legislator in Texas. Neither is there one for voting. It shows, doesn’t it?

Since it seems to be impossible to obtain a Unimog in the US, that MTVR might make an interesting platform for an “expedition” motor home. Wonder how it would do on the highway, though.

How liquid is liquid? If it means “must have it in cash by this afternoon” then I guess I’d be a fail. If it means “must have it in my checking account day after tomorrow” then I’d be a pass since most of my static money that is not in investments is in an online bank that takes a bit of work to get at. Given my low…

Hmm... Clearly his problem was that he didn’t inject the semen into his back. Simple mistake common among newbies to the “do weird shit in case it might work school of medical practice.”

A lie of absolutely Trumipan magnitude. It just shows that if you are going to lie, lie big, lie often, and depend on the stupidity of your partisans. I’m sure that the GM faithful were nodding their heads, chests swelling with pride, and saying to themselves “I knew that” every time that ad showed up on air.

I’ve been leaning toward Ambrosia lately.

I figured that the parents in the restaurants I’ve visited had a solution already: encourage their offspring to scream and run around and, at the right time, knocking over a table.

The site linked is pretty sketchy. All I get is:

The last time I traveled through LaGuardia I had a sudden revelation: I saw no rats despite the utter filth and squalor and realized that even rats have standards.

The WOW (Weight On Wheels) switch is supposed to prevent this sort of thing. In theory it prevents the firing of any weapon while the plane is sitting on its landing gear. Unfortunately it sometimes is not checked for proper operation or is bypassed as a matter of convenience and. Well, you see what can happen...

A long article. My solution is expressible in a single word: Xanax

Use it for cooking? No! Never cook with any wine you wouldn’t gladly drink otherwise you just wind up with ruined food and bad wine.

I have been busy re-writing my old website to be “clean” meaning no JS and no cookies. As a result, I’ve been testing it against the most common browsers: IE, FF, Chrome, Opera, Tor, and Edge. The first five of these render properly and virtually identically. One, Edge, breaks even simple things like inserting a…

He understands that his supporters are not inclined to rational thought. That has gotten him pretty far.

Jeez. I always thought that I was supposed to poop whenever I needed to. No more and no less. Do I need to set an alarm on my phone to remind me?

Better yet, you could just pull your head out and think for a change.

The key did not kill — stupid did. If you are not aware that your car’s engine is running you should certainly not be behind the wheel. In any case, anybody could just as easily leave the car running with a key-operated ignition as with keyless.

Odd. I’ve always figured that ‘good’ debt is the one you never had or at least is the one you paid off quickly. I’ve been managing to live debt-free (except for a single credit card bill which is paid in full monthly) for five+ years now and it is quite empowering although getting there was painful at times.

It reminds me of my old original Suzuki Brute — right-hand drive and 360cc of raw roaring power (if you never wanted to go over 45mph). It had the benefit of being street-legal and was even registered in anal-retentive California.

Alprazolam, 1mg, works better and will later diminish the aggravation of crowding, bad service, uncomfortable seats, screaming kids, obnoxious passengers, boring ‘entertainment’ and a number of other annoyances. As a bonus, taken 1 hour before entering the security line, even the TSA security theater is less bad.…