The Wall would change in height and width along it’s length, depending on the available materials. East of the river Irthing it was built of squared stone and was about 10 meters deep and up to 20 feet sep and up to 20 feet high. West of the Irthing, it was made from turf for a while and was 10 feet deep and 11 feet…

It’s slowly sunk in places, but it’s manly a lot lower now because over the course of 1500 years, people removed stones to build new structures.

Zombi isn’t the new name. Zombi is the old title. It was Ubisofts’s very first game. When it was reimagined for the Wii U, they called the new version ZombiU. Now it’s on other platforms, it’s reverted back to the original name of yore: Zombi.

As a former Wetherspoons Employee, I can indeed confirm that is the approximate level of stupid you routinely have to deal with. Examples I had to contend with include the aged prostitute with mental health issues, who was convinced that she had corresponded by letter with Prince Charles about our packets of mint…

“What is left to motivate Kratos to keep killing after not one, but two games where he tears every conceivable icon from Greco-Roman mythology limb from limb?”

They’re both good. And both available on PS3 as well - either as downloads, or physical release.

Perfect expression. Ignore the idiot troll. As you were, madam.

People who double park like it’s their god-given right because they’re special are arseholes.

Whatever happened to Hermes? The miniature shuttle that the European Space Agency was building? Would have ridden on top of an Arian rocket.

Rampage 3 is an important movie. And now you’ve let it slip away.

Agreed. Would be a perfect fit.

Seem familiar...

Well, they put back Donkey Kong Country 1-3 on the Wii and Wii U's UK Virtual Consoles in October of last year, and released the Donkey Kong Land series on 3DS Virtual Console all around the same time, so I should imagine they'll do exactly the same for North America.

No problem. I was really annoyed when Nintendo took them down - as I'd managed to get Donkey Kong Country 1 & 2 a couple of years ago, but missed 3. However, when I checked recently, Donkey Kong Country 3 was back up. I should stress this is for the UK Virtual Console shop, so I can't be certain it applies for all…

They're all back up on the Wii Virtual Console shop as well.

Dear Nintendo,

Oh, no arguments there.

I used to hate DRM like that - finding the sentence that begins at the top of page whatever, matching the symbol on screen to page something or other. Code wheels that had the codes printed in a glossy black on a matte black background so you could barely tell the difference. Completely useless hardware that you had…

By no means. The Jaguar's original controller is flawed, but it's far from being the worst controller ever made. You have to bear in mind that the when Jaguar came out, it's software was a weird mix of ports of 16-bit titles from the Amiga and Mega Drive, and more complex psuedo-3D titles like Aliens Vs. Predator or…