"I looked him straight in the eye.

*British

If anyone know's about over-promiing things, it's Peter fucking Molyneux.

Okay, it's my first year at art college. I'm living in the halls of residence, in a mixed sex flat, with one other guy and five girls. I get on fine with all my flatmates, but one of them, Rachel, is kinda annoying. She's a born-again christian, who is pretty closed minded about anything that contradicts or challenges…

Sometimes, a particular colour or material is used because it looks better on screen than the actual colour it's standing in for. For example, in the early black and white days of the BBC's Doctor Who, the TARDIS console appeared to be a bright, brilliant white. In reality, it was painted a greenish colour, because…

Wait, what?

I think the answer you're looking for is "Massively overpaid and over privileged bankers who are capable of derailing the economy of one of the world's richest nations, forcing the government to step in and shore it up with billions of pounds from the pubic purse, yet are incapable of accepting any responsibility in…

Er... no. It's not relevant. for the vast majority of people.

There was Frak! from Aardvark software, released in 1983 for Acorn's BBC B and Electron computers and later ported to the Commodore 64. It was a very slow platformer, where you'd guide a caveman called Trogg up and down ladders and across gaps while avoiding static monsters and moving objects like daggers and…

Looks like it'd be fun to play. Hope they release it as a ROM, so you can play it on a real SNES.

Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon both suffer from the same problems. They had horrible lag in the controls (not helped by the fact a lot of the early CDi models had infra red remote controls that were never really intended for the speed and precision that a 2D platformer demands. Phillips did put out a fairly decent…

Great. Now when I replay The Last of Us on PS4, Joel's gonna have a weird/creepy ulterior motive for keeping Ellie safe. Thanks internet.

To be fair, you guys could have been members, but no you had to have a hissy fit about some tea and taxes.

Hmm. In that case, I can only assume he pronounces it differently in another part of the video. Because he does indeed pronounce it correctly in at least one part. I would provide the timing, but I can't be bothered listening to his inane list of things he finds wrong with the game. I mean the guy can't even get the…

Er... that is you pronounce cliché.

You're right. 1800 dead people, mostly women and children, many of whom have had to be gathered up as bits of meat off the floor and scooped into plastic shopping bags before they can be buried is just a minor detail in an otherwise completely legitimate offensive that's in no way completely disproportionate to the…

Exactly right. And it's exactly why a lot of people - including a lot of Jews - are uncomfortable with the way Israel is acting. It's utterly insane. They've practically turned Gaza into the perfect breeding ground for Islamic fundamentalism. There's only so much brutality a people can endure before they take up arms…

Do you know how big the Gaza strip is? Look, there's two islands off Scotland - North Uist and South Uist. They're part of the Outer Hebrides. Gaza is about the same size the Uists - tiny. The population of the entire Outer Hebrides is about 27,000 people. A density of 9 people per Km2. In Gaza, it's 1.8 MILLION…

In British English, it's pronounced taRTR. First syllable ends in a hard R, send syllable sort of drops away like it can't be bothered to finish. But beef tartar is pronounced 'tataar', like in the US.

I've mentioned before I used to work in a busy pub in the city of Carlisle in North West England - The Woodrow Wilson (his mother was born there). Anyway, we had a table of the usual pub food condiments in little sachets - tomato ketchup, HP sauce, vinegar, mayonnaise, salt and pepper, that kind of stuff. Basically…